Nuga Best !!!!!!!!

I met an old lady today and she was introduced to me by a friend. They call her “mommy”. We shake hands and to my surprise, she gave me a corn. May not look like the sweetest one but definitely a very generous gesture from someone I just have met. I got served with a very good treatment this morning for my back pain that I have been whining for almost 2 years now. My friend took me to a place called nuga best where 90 percent of the people are like as old as our first television set. Make it 10 times older.

Moving on, my friend told me about that place after I told her about my back pain. I am like a 60 year old man in my early 20’s because of this sting in my spine. People there are great and even the staffs that work there. It seems like everyone is your friend. We went inside the room and the first treatment that I have was this tummy machine thing. The lady assisted me and wrapped the tummy machine around my waste. It is like one of those big championship belts that wrestlers from the world wrestling federation wear with a little bit exaggeration (since the belt that I wore does not have any metals or chains hanging around). The wrestling belt started to vibrate and it felt like instant liposuction in just 30 seconds. My friend told me that the wrestling belt is good so that I would constantly visit our lavatory which is not a good friend of mine. After a few more minutes of being a champion wrestler, the belt started to vibrate harder and faster that I even forgot to breathe. I was in a little discomfort because the vibration of the belt was unbearable I could not believe it. So I asked my friend to have it stopped. And the lady that assisted me told me that it is normal since it is my first time. For God’s sake I did not pass military training back in college so that a wrestling belt will pull my manhood down. So I told her that I felt better and let the belt do its rolling for another 30 minutes. I get the hang of it and I would definitely do it again on my next visit.

After having my tummy treatment, we went forward to the bed machine where you would just lay down for 40 minutes and goodbye spine pain. The bed comes with this Jade stone gadget that is suppose to heal other ailments which luckily I don’t have. Another fine lady assisted me (which is one of the remaining 10 percent of the 100) throughout the treatment. Fortunately she was there or I could have slept on that very comfortable machine. After 40 minutes of lying down and talking to the lady, the treatment was over. I wish it was like on of those miracle stuffs that I see in TV where the blind can see and crippled people can walk again in just one push in the forehead. Of course I was still feeling a little bit of pain but at least I ain’t suffering no more. Besides, I got a dose of treatment more than what I have expected. The treatment was a definite relieve to me that I have been yearning for quite sometime.

I would definitely come back to that place…. Nice place,, nice people,,, good for the health,,,, good for the body and good for the heart….. lovely day….. till then…

~ by jhaynonsense on September 19, 2006.